It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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