i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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