And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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