Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I have already put on my inside pants.
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