hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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