just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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