I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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