I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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