But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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