talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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