She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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