found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just want nice things and good sex
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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