Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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