im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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