suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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