Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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