it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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