sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
its liver damage thursday
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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