your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass