WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE