Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
