Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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