Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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