Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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