Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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