did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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