CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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