some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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