I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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