is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
