I think I am morally bankrupt
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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