Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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