i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just want to make out with him forever
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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