North Korea, Best Korea!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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