I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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