No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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