But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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