You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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