Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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