your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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