Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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