when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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