I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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