I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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