my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME