we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.