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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.

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  Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?

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  Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME

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