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(203): View more from Connecticut

wake up i wanna do it froggy style

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(850): View more from Florida

come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(240): View more from Maryland

so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend

(301): View more from Maryland

1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps

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(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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(406): View more from Montana

Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.

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(707): View more from California

Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.

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