Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday