how hairy? two words: wookie tits
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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