She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I love you.
Bad choice
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