You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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