I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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