i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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