I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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