i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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