seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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