Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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